Posts Tagged ‘humor’

Forum Fun and Games

Friday, February 26th, 2010

Small forums sometimes need a place where the members will actually want to return to the site for something other then the slow moving content from lack of posters… bigger sites sometimes need a place for the members to simply relax while they wait for their chosen topics to be bumped.

Where would that place be? Well, on my forums, I have a fun and Games section, which in my humble opinion is FAR better then having an Arcade installed on your forum. The way I see it is that members will come to a site with an arcade simply to play the games, where as a Fun and Games section is still very much forum based.

The section for fun and games is just what it sounds like, text based games that revolve around the members to assist in them getting to know each other and to help instill a community feeling within the site.

I can not say that the posts generated here will assist in SEO of the site in any way even though some of the threads will generate a lot of content. I can say though, that such a section has kept me occupied on the forums during slow times and have given me a general diversion while I am doing something more involved.

So give them a try…

A few examples complete with links so that you can see the games in action:

This or That Games:
This or that games are pretty much just that, a game where members pick THIS or THAT.

  • Love it or Leave it ~ a game where something is mentioned and the next poster says whether they love or leave it and give another topic. It’s pretty much like like/dislike and This or That. Such games help the members get to know each other on a more personal level which is good for community development.

Word Games:
Word games are based on one or more words in the previous post.

  • The Last Letter Game ~ A word is given, and the next post has another word that starts with the last letter of the previous post.
  • Word Game ~ Saying the first thing that comes to mind when viewing the last post.
  • Green Glass Door ~ The funnest of the word games in my opinion, words that contain double letters are allowed within the Green Glass Door while words without double letters can’t come in. (see the link for examples)
  • [TAG] The Acronym Game ~ Someone gives an Acronym, and the next poster takes a single word from that acronym and gives it a deeper meaning.

Story / Poetry games:
Story games are a community effort to either build a better story or to continue a given poem, etc.

  • 3 word story ~ Simple enough, the next poster simply adds three more words to what becomes a very looooong story.
  • Haiku game. ~ A poem is written followed by the topic of the next poem. The example is for Haikus but any style of poetry can effectively be used.

Person above/below games:
There are three main styles of these games…

I’ll be posting additional games in the future, but if you have any that you would like to share, then feel free to leave a comment with instructions and maybe a link to the game in action!

How Many Forum Poster to Change A Light Bulb?

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

1 To change the light bulb and to post to the group that the light bulb
has been changed

14 To share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 To caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 To point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 To flame the spell checkers

41 To correct spelling/grammar flames

6 To argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” ..

2 Industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”

15 Know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct

109 To post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group

203 To demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 To defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group

306 To debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 To post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 To post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s

3 To post about links they found from the URL’s that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
33 To link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”

12 To post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 To quote the “Me too’s” to say “Me three”

4 To suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 To ask what is a “FAQ”

4 To say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”

143 To say “do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs”

13 to say that Google sucks and that you should use Altavista instead.

14 to try and spam their brand of bulbs in said thread (most of whom would be subsequently banned)

1 to talk about the danger posed by the new type of energy efficient lightbulb that the provincial government is promoting, by pointing out that they contain mercury, and have a tendency to explode when nearing the end of their lifespan, and the Province has no disposal plan for them.

73 people to attack that poster for criticizing a “green initiative”.

47 posters saying that we are all going to die anyway so there is no point being green or even using efficient light bulbs.

23 existentialists to say there’s no such thing as a “light bulb”, its only an illusion.

3 fourteen year olds to say “you can turn me on”

2 more to ask “What is a light bulb?”

3 feminazis to complain about the word “poster” demanding the inclusion of female-specific terms such as “post-ess”

12 computer addicts to say theres no real reason to change the bulb, theres plenty of light from the monitor.

This post as seen on an Occult Forum: How Many Forum Posters Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?